Aging May Have Slowed Me Down But It Hasn't Shut Me Up! T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic cotton tee carries a mischievous, loudly proud vibe. The front artwork features a grumpy little bird holding a cane with the bold line: “AGING may have slowed me down but it hasn’t SHUT ME UP!” It reads like a wink and a dare — for people who wear their wit out loud. The shirt’s medium-weight fabric and relaxed crew fit make it easy to throw on for morning coffee runs, backyard barbecues, or bingo night at the community center. The print uses crisp DTF/DTG techniques for vivid details that hold up through washes. Comfort details like a soft tear-away label, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape keep the tee feeling tidy and lasting, while the natural-color option shows subtle flecks of unprocessed cotton for a lived-in look. Made with responsibly sourced cotton and certified for safety, this tee is for anyone who laughs at age and keeps talking.
Why it fits into your life: Wear it when you want to start conversations, nudge friends with a grin, or make a statement at casual gatherings. It pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or a cardigan when the temperature drops. Let the message do the talking — this tee gives you a playful voice without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium weight 180 g/m²) — breathable, durable fabric
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Crisp, durable prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Comfort features: ribbed collar, shoulder tape, tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Ethical and safety certifications: Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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